i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva
this is why we can’t have nice things
White girls trying to read captchas like
For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.
This is not your destruction.
This is your birth.
I would rather die of passion than of boredom.
It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me